Confessions of a Phone Princess

New Blog Location

2008-11-05T20:22:00.000-08:00

I've decided to move my blog..

you can now find me at http://confessionsofaphoneprincess.com

I Smell Fall Leather Boots Enter My Shoe Slut

2008-10-13T14:52:00.000-07:00

Fall is on it's way to Los Angeles and there are so many stunning fall shoes good thing I have a jealous foot slave. Mike the nervous and shy loser who can't bear to see when he is not the one pampering my feet and at the top of the blog. Mike really hasn't had a nice blog about his loser self in forever so he had to earn his way back into my bitchy little blog. Mike and I spent a nice hour of mental torture together I really couldn't decide if I was going to LET him spill it. 20 min of begging and a sweet tribute on top I let Mike go get his toothbrush and spill all over it. I know, I'm a total bitch but it was really funny and this is all about my amusement anyway.
First arrival these sexy ass Kors heels but, they dont fit so I need to get them a size smaller. The are so sexy!

Feeding My Shoe Habit

2008-09-29T10:33:00.000-07:00

It's no secret I love my heels and can't get enough. Even in this crappy time when everyone is holding on to that wallet tight a loyal shoe whore sent me a sexy hot new rainbow pair of heels that I really just had to have. I can imagine how many of you losers would love to make sure the white on these shoes stay perfect and clean.

Back From Break Bitches! Sexy Spoiled Mandy!

2008-08-05T10:29:00.000-07:00

Bitch boys, Summer has been one pool party and bbq after another! I've been swimming in suntan lotion and sundresses while you jerkbots have been paying for my ultra lounge of a summer. Jackie from NYC is back and begging me to come give him a visit in Manhatten and financially dominate and use his sissy loser ass. I dunno Jackie think you can afford to take me shopping in the city where the high heels never end. The Fall shoes are starting to appear and I'm in love with all the boots. There is going to be some serious amounts of boot buying for my famous shoe fetish.
Call me up at Niteflirt for the bitchy berating you need.
XO
Mandy

Living The High Life Thanks To My Losers This Summer

2008-07-01T22:12:00.000-07:00

July is on my the best months ever. Sweltering hot heat and lots of parties and pool time with friends. I've been taking a break and just relaxing and shopping and doing a ton of travel. You piggy's have been paying my way for my Summer of fun. I've still been playing with a few of my piggy's who love to spoil me. I just got back from San Diego and this sexy hot pair of new shoes were waiting for me.
I've been logging on here and there takeing a few calls and the losers are officially out for summer!
Spoil me as I live the high life losers......

Summer Luxury Poolside Niteflirt Calls

2008-06-12T08:51:00.000-07:00

I've been out traveling and taking calls poolside.

Shoes Sexy Shoe Foot Fetish

2008-05-02T12:27:00.000-07:00

Here are a couple pix I just took of my sexy new shoes. Thanks shoe pig mikey they really do look fantastic on me. Adding to my designer shoe collection always makes me happy! Niteflirt's very own Princess in the City.

Leg Lust Foot Lust Purse Lust

2008-04-29T09:06:00.001-07:00

In honor of the upcoming Sex and The City movie I encourage all my foot slaves to be buying me handbags and shoes. We all know I have a fetish for designer heels! PostalBoy in Canada sent me this sexy package to start me off as I head out of town next week being that Jewish Princess jet setter that I love so much! Don't these new Betsey Johnsons look fab! As soon as I get all tanned for the summer I can't wait to rock these! Of course I love the new Hobo International bag as well. Looks perfect on me!
I made Postal boy go crazy by ignoring him for a few days, he knew exactly how to me attention. PREZZIES!!!

I have an ashtray called Chocolate Blintz

2008-04-07T11:51:00.000-07:00

Thanks Chocolate Blintz for being such a good loser that you sent me this really pretty necklace and ring on the way! I sent choco loser a bag of cigg butts and oteh assorted smoking leftovers all for him to gobble up and eat like the nasty ashtray that he is. More goodies on the way for blintz of course only when I get my presents! I was extra bratty this weekend and really had a wallet rape-a-thon with Jeffreedirtwell! He had to give me $2000 and pay rent this month! Thanks for the rent bitch!

The Ottoman That Loves my Feet

2008-04-02T10:36:00.000-07:00

A fantastic ottoman came by and decided to park in front of my sexy feet while I had him begging and begging to see my bare feet. I thought I might be nice for a change and decided to turn my cam on and let him see the soles that were about to fuck his whole world up.
Sure enough one peek and he was asking how much to add to Niteflirt. Of course being the greedy bitch that I am I said lets start with $1000. Whoosh just like a passing breeze my sexy soled feet had him weak and bent. I took every cent and was thanked over and over. Pedilicious!!!

Pamper Week 5 Star Only For Mandy

2008-03-15T08:31:00.000-07:00

I'm feeling so perfect and refreshed. After one of my splashy wall street losers decided to pony up for me and Mr Big to have a romantic getaway in Santa Barbara. $3,000 and 2 days later I'm a very happy Princess. I'm like liquid Princess in Wall Streets money making loser hands. I spent the time hiking,eating and fucking all day long. Mr. Big really knows how to keep me satisfied something you losers could never ever do. I can't believe how many losers read this and then call me begging to suck on Mr Bigs cock just because it was in my sacred hot pussy. Do you blame them?

Marching into March with Prezzies!!

2008-03-03T11:16:00.000-08:00

What a perfect beginning of a month for a Princess. I stared my March with a really great prezzie package to best sissy in all of California. Goddess Tabitha and I both got the royal treatment this past week from Kandy. She sent us both wii's and a bunch of games to go with our new toy. Kandy was such a good little tramp for Tabitha and I, we got her really nice and fucked up the way he/she should be and had her trolling for as much cock as she possibly could! After a 24 hour binge and as much free phone sex as Kandy could do for a night he/she finally passed out. Kandy what a dear sweet sissy. More adventures about him/her will follow.

The Couple That Party's Together Stays Together

2008-02-26T08:32:00.000-08:00

Ohh goodie gumdrops its an email from a couple! What couple be more fun then a couple who wants to party!

"Princess Mandy, We are a married couple that likes to "party and play" while talking to a hot girl......we prefer Coke over Pepsi (use your imagination).......my wife loves to go down on me while you are giving me a "big blast" or you could go down on me while she gets me "high" !! Are you ok with this kind of "party" ?? We want you to take control....tell Tim how and how often you want him to take a "hit" !! How "high" and "horny" can we get Tim ?? Maybe you could bring some of your imaginary "hot stripper girlfriends" to our "party" and totally "rock" Tim's world !! This will not be a short call...usually 2 hours or so....and we offer a tribute if we can make Tim explode.....which is not easy while he's "partying" !! Are you up to the challenge ?? If interested please get back to us....if not we respect your decision.....this type of "party" is not for everyone !! Hope to hear from you !!"

Valentines My Fave

2008-02-12T13:32:00.000-08:00

I really love Valentine's day. It's the one day to make you losers feel like extra special losers. Speaking of extra special losers, my Canadian bacon boy sent me a really hot new Juicy Couture necklace for Valentine's day. Doesn't it look so hot on me.
Life's been fab of course, the weather a stunning 84 degree's and I was at a posh spa in the mountains while you nerds were paying for it. Ohh how luxurious to be a pampered spoiled little Los Angeles Jewish Princess.

Award for sickest loser of the year goes to............

2008-02-04T08:28:00.000-08:00

***** WARNING READING THIS MAY CAUSE YOU MAKE NEVER EAT PEPPERONI AGAIN**********

By far one of the creepiest callers that has ever called. Jack or should we say Coke head freak Jack. He loves calling doing massive piles of blow while either he is home or in some seedy nasty hotel room. The freak really was nasty this week. While in one of his all day bender frenzys he went on cam and was actually fucking himself with a still linked and wrapped pepperoni link!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME! I thought I had seen it all from this loser like a squash, cucumber, zuccini, beer bottles, champagne bottle, fist, yeah I know .. I'm gagging just tying this.
Of course I had to take pics to share.
Isn't he a pathetic loser!

Princess Gets Pampered in Cashmere

2008-01-24T13:04:00.001-08:00

What a fun lovin day for a Princess. It's pouring out here in California and then ding dong. Mr UPS comes knocking on my door with the most FABULOUS gift from Saks Fifth Ave. Yes what more could a girl ask for then a Cashmere Juicy tracksuit for $600.
I charmed the pants off a new caller who now just can't stay away. He tasted my verbal candy humiliation and ate it up falling into my Princess like pink web.
We had a long 4 hour chat on the phone and I was so lucky to get to watch him prance around the room in a pink little lingerie outfit like the tacky whore that he is.
Right now I have him shaking his pansy ass in the window so anyone at the beach can look in and see the prissy!

My all time Favorite Popwreck Sensation and new Neighbor

2008-01-13T16:13:00.000-08:00

I got so excited today that I finally got to experience a little of my all time fave popwreck in action .. Britney Spears...
Just as I was getting my coffee did I notice all the stalkerazzi. There she was coming out of discount shoe store DSW. It's Britney Bitch!!
I got a few pix of her with my Iphone.

Happy New Year Jerktards, Admirers and people who think im hysterical

2008-01-08T14:34:00.000-08:00

I've been traveling over the holidays from NYC to Vegas. Lot's of beautiful parties filled with beautiful people and of course I was there in the center of it all. I met up with one of my stunning and shockingly hot married losers in Manhattan. He bought my girlfriend and I dinner and then went went to scores and each got $1000 to blow on the hot ass strippers. Wow were they tasty.
I got a ton of great prezzies!!
These just came to the door today.
My sexy new Betsey Johnson shoes from my shoe whore Mike.

Fa La La La La La Loooser Luke And Fa Fa Fatty Porker Petey

2007-12-03T09:29:00.000-08:00

Today is dumbfuck on cam day!
I love nothing more then to expose a loser. Loser luke out in Queens,NY decided to be a model for me today as I bashed him over and over for being a semi attractive loser.
We had a wonderful chat but, before you know it one of FDNY's finest had to go swing down the pole after thinking about getting a giant ass dildo pole in his bum.
*******Photo taken down after Loser luke paid a $50.00 blog removal fee****

Also this morning we had petey the porker! Check out the size of these bitch tits, ewww massive! Fatty drop the carbs and get on the treadmill.

Deep Fried Losers

2007-11-19T07:28:00.000-08:00

Hey losers, stalkers and other assorted weirdos
long time no blog, I've been so busy with Mr Big flying here and there. I just got back from Chicago. Met up with a long time caller for coffee and cash.
After 2 years of joyful wallet raping and a random trip to Chicago I met a close loser of mine Warren. Warren the wallet is a special loser, He breaks the mold of the fat ugly dumb fuck by being sexy, married, successful and loaded rich. We met at the Four Seasons for the best 2 hours Warren has probably had in year. Lunch was wonderful as I sat and berated him and threatened him endlessly that I was going to follow him back to the office and expose him. I loved every second of it. Dessert was the best part, after I had my cappuccino Warren handed me a gift card for Saks for $2000. I see a new Marc Jacobs Winter bag in my near future.

Prezzie Piggie SteveDorkman struck and sent me awesome new covers for my patio chairs and a fluffy new robe.
I Rock!

Jewish Princess Jetsetting is What I do .. Losers .. they pay

2007-10-30T08:44:00.000-07:00

Back again from a heat filled couple of days in Las Vegas which anyone who reads my blog knows I LOVE Vegas and I go all the time and of course being the Jewish Princess that I am. I insist on staying in only the best 5 star hotels and of course it must always be a Suite. This wonderful stay was paid in full to the tune of $2500 for 2 days of fun by my rich dumb loser in Michigan who pays me to be fabulous.
My FAVE loser mike is becoming super testy these days as I am always with Mr Big. He gets insanely jealous and always asks if he is still my top loser. Mike.... you are being pathetic.
My Volcano sucking loser in colorado did a nice drop off yesterday of $300 just cuz Im so mean and cute at the same time.
Want in on my life and fun.. call me douche bags!

Jewish Princess Jet Setter.

2007-10-22T11:12:00.000-07:00

Being a Jewish Princess with a sophisticated boyfriend Mr Big and having a stable of losers makes life Oh so charmed.
Last week I was out being decadent at a posh spa /resort out in Arizona. Mr Bigot us us a BEAUTIFUL villa in the mountains at the spa and lavished me with decadent spa treatments ever day. I spent the days getting massages and getting fucked by Mr Bigs HUGE cock.
I bet you losers reading this can't remember the last time you hasd sex 5 times a day! Ha HA hA!!!
After all the resting we decided we need some action.... Time to Jet off to vegas for a couple days. I expect you losers to be sending me cash to gamble. Time for tribbys...

Giving me what I want.

2007-10-13T17:40:00.000-07:00

Knock Knock... Whos there... PREZZIES! My submissive weak Canadian loser once again just could not resist seeing me in a tank top before I went off to the gym. So of course, I needed new ones and whos the perfect stupid sub to get me them ! MIKE!!! Also of course there were 2 new pairs of sneakers to match as well. Loser mike knows better then to not get me the complete outfit! For being such a good loser I let him wank his teeny weeny in his panties.. GROSS!

Jasper the cash cow loser got me a really cute litte tv for my office. Now that I have it here I realized it's just way too small and I need a bigger and better one now.. Jasper.. time to upgrade..

Vaporizing Sissy Stoner Ass Loser

2007-09-18T07:35:00.001-07:00

Let me introduce to you all "The Vaporizing Sissy"

What is a vaporizing sissy you might ask? My sissy is a major stoner who loves to use the caddilac of all smoking devices called the Volcano. As you can see his gigantic bag filled with pot vapor! While his girlfriend was out at work my new loser was busy getting insanly stoned and then starts begging for his pansy ass to be filled up.

SUPRISE!!! Loser pulls out a GIANT dildo and begs for it in his ass. I mean GIANT. $1000 later and a ton of ass fucking the loser had to get to work. Oh how I love my fucked up pansys...

Vapor Love....

Pretty and precious in all his cock desiring glory.

More Prezzies for Princess

2007-09-07T10:24:00.000-07:00

Prezzies!!! My obscenely jealous worshipper Mike sent me more for my luxurious bed. New comforter and pillows. My new HDTV flatscreen should be arriving any day now for my bedroom. Now Mr Big and I can relax in all new goodies provided by my losers.. Cha Ching!

Thanks loser... I expect a whole lot more. See what it takes to get details of my sex life!

The Jewish Prince Of Panties

2007-08-22T11:10:00.000-07:00

The Jewish Prince of Panties has made his way into my Princess life. He's a rich ass Jewish man that gets weak and loses his mind when he see's or even thinks about my perfect pantie's and my bitchy Jewish Princess of an attitude. He loves to listen to the daily rants about my fabulous life with Mr Big and all of our sexual antics. Pantie Prince is a great sugar daddy at least he is proving to be a total perfect pantie pig. Pantie Party here I come! The more I taunt Pantie Prince with my Jewish Princess Panties the more weak and obedient he becomes for me. He just jet setted in from NYC for some meetings. He just called me from his car with his driver hearing him the entire time. Guess who's going on a trip to Rodeo......
Jealous Much?

My Pansy in Panties who hasn't called in a while decided to give me a ring and get on cam for me! Wow after a booming sissy sweep.. I made him pay $8.00 a min to look at him ... I mean like seriously... as if I'm going to look at his pink pantied ass for free... RIGHT.

Prezzie Piggy Mike just started building up my new bedroom .... I need all new bedding to mess up with Mr Big.. Sheets rolled in..... OINK OINK So far he sent the luxurious sheets but I wont use them until I get the rest! And I also won't tell him anymore details about me and Big!

Mike The Prezzie Pig Strikes Back

2007-08-07T11:01:00.000-07:00

Loser mike tried ohh so ... not so hard to resist me. I love tempting him with stories about me and Mr. Big. I thought well, since he wants to hear about the way Mr Big fucks me and satisfys my every need he will have to do something for it. Thats right I wanted Big in on the fun so I had him buy us some cheap ass lingerie to play with from Victorias Secret.
The box arrived yesterday it was fantastic! A hot pink robe for me to leave over at Big's place, 3 little babydolls and panties. All of this of course is for my big daddy to rip right off me! Big would never in a million years shop at Victorias Secret anyway its much too cheapo for him.
Today a new panty pig up in San Fran called me... He wants to come take me on whirlwind down Robertson for a really good shopping bonanza... Game on !

I'm so cool that I got an 8gig Iphone just for being brainy and sexy !!!!!

2007-07-21T11:21:00.000-07:00

Being a Jewish Princess in Los Angeles is always fun, especially when you meet you're own personal Mr Big.

What a stunning slave of a lover he has become. He wanted to clearly impress me since the new Gucci belt didn't exactly get me super hot.. or at least hot rnough to fuck him that night so he went out and tried again. This time he got it right !

There he was tall and handsome as weak as can be with his huge cock saluting me through his True Religions. He was blushing and said "Princess Mandy please forgive me with not impressing you with the belt may I try to impress you one more time" he dropped to his knees and presented me with a sexy white bag fresh from the MAC store.... there it was .. the 8gig sexy iphone all for me.. so I can keep in touch with my Mr. Big at all times.

I finally broke down and fucked him really good for being such a good prezzie piggie. See what it takes ya losers to get a spoiled bitch like me!

My Stunning new armpiece I'v aquired....

2007-07-15T13:54:00.001-07:00

What a great couple weeks it's been, I see the blogger stalker of mine got the message and felt like an even bigger shmuck after he/she saw that I traced the IP address ! DUMBBUNNY!

My Favourite worshipper Mike made a nice drop off for me. 4 new American Apparel tanks in White, Red, Pink and Hot Pink and some hot ass tennis shorts to go with each pair and 2 new Donna Karan sport bras. Mike always knows how to be a good slave giving me what I need to go on my perfect girl parts body. How can I forget I also got a great new webcam also from my little piglet mike the shy loser.
Speaking of faves....
My incredibly stunningly handsome new Jewish boyfriend that I aquired is unreal. He's jetting me off to Vegas next week for my B-Day. He started the week off with this AMAZING gold necklace for me when he arrived to pick me up before a late lunch. Oh you must be getting so jealous thinking about me and my sexy lover fucking all day in our Parlour Suite! I was thinking since he is so perfect and sexy that I wanted to pamper him a little bit. Guess who's going to pay for all the gifts I get him...... YOU NERDS!

Anatomy of a blogger stalker!!!

2007-07-02T17:21:00.000-07:00

First of all I thought I'd let my blogger stalker in DIXON, IA know... I am well aware of you're stalking my blog and checking it every single day multiple times... Talk about losers!!! If you feel the need to continue to stalk me daily and stare at me then you better start sending me cash bitch!

This is a perfect example of a blogger in Dixon, Iowas stalker pattern of peering at my blog.
Jul 1 2007 7:46:03 pm
Jul 1 2007 10:07:26 am
Jul 1 2007 7:11:04 am
Jun 30 2007 2:16:37 pm
Jun 30 2007 6:35:27 am
Jun 29 2007 1:56:23 pm
Jun 29 2007 10:07:36 am
Jun 28 2007 9:28:00 pm
Jun 28 2007 10:30:56 am
Jun 28 2007 6:43:40 am
Jun 27 2007 9:05:26 pm
Jun 26 2007 7:30:49 am
Jun 25 2007 8:12:56 pm
Jun 25 2007 3:40:57 pm
Jun 25 2007 1:15:33 pm

How to impress Princess Mandy...

2007-07-01T07:24:00.000-07:00

Now on to something to make the nerds jealous.....
I had a really hot date with a REAL man so maybe some of you nerdy boys can take some notes.
My date was full on Sex And the City Los Angeles Style. He being Mr Big...and me totally Carrie. My suiter is tall, successful and handsome.
What makes this Mr Big so hot???? When I arrived at his Penthouse he already had prezzies for me!!!
Now this is the way to my heart upon arrival..... A bottle of wine!

Check out my new foot and shoe listing!!
http://www.niteflirt.com/listingdetails/Fetish/TastyMandyCandy/0-0-0-5470500

Doing Anything I Say

2007-06-19T07:23:00.000-07:00

I wanted to share with all of you losers one of the rejects that loves to call and get all nice and fucked up on cam for me.
isn't he precious?!
I'm anxiously awaiting my new laptop from my Seattle Piggy who I just charmed away on webcam just after one first time call and 60 min of my adorable little Jewish Princess face and my dazzling brilliant personality I roped the pig right into my little greedy clutches.
I brainwashed him so good that in the end a new laptop was my bonus! YIPPEEE.. Pix of it's arrival will be posted!
Slave Mike has been acting as needy as usual and reading this blog daily just hoping and preaying at the mere mention of his name... He knows I know just how to get to him and fuck with his head really hot and hard.
Mike time to take a visit to my wishlist.. I need new shoes again!

Back from Paradise.... Prezzies For Princess!!

2007-06-07T07:45:00.000-07:00

After my fantastic Spa week in my luxury resort on the Yucatan Peninsula I arrived back home with a perfect tan and PREZZIES!!!
My adoring dipshit Mike sent me some Diamond studs and a great new pair of New Balance for my daily workout.. after all a princess needs to change workout shoes all the time for fashion purposes as well as treadwear...
Click Click... even better then that.. Big Spender Piggy sent me the Canon Rebel XT and of course I wasn't totally happy with JUST that.. so I'm waiting for the additional accessories... Yes I'm a stuck up bitch and I want it all.. Fuck half ass... do it right or don't do it at all.

Wish you were here? Of course you do... thats why you paid for it.

2007-06-04T11:59:00.001-07:00

After a big wallet rape from one of my rich ass worshipping followers Mr. moneybag filled me up fierce and fast! I decided to take a vacation 48 hours later all on his and you dorks cash. 6 nights of pure luxury Spa, a personal butler, daily spa treatments and jacuzzi in my overlooking the ocean in the Caribbean.

Here is a little taste for you to play over and over.
I'm fabulous.. yes I know....

-Mandy
1-800-TO-FLIRT ext 0372095

Fine Ass Wine And A Total Whack-O

2007-05-23T07:12:00.000-07:00

What a fantastic way to start off the week with a call from a complete and utter total freak-o caller. Once again just when I thought I'd heard some pathetic fetishes this pansy calls me. He calls me up and introduces himself as "Sissy Crissy the bimbo clown loser". He wants to have a big red nose shoved on and have a big smile like a clown painted on his face so he's in permanent smile mode no matter what I do to him! I decided exactly what I would do... I would make Sissy Chrissy a glittery frilly blinged out bozo bitch. Now who the fuck would want this stupid ass fetish? I told him I was going to blog this so I could share with the class exactly what kind of total rejects exist out there. I mean come on a fucking clown fetish??? REJECT!!

Last week I decided I'd take a little romp out to wine country while you poor ass bastards were sitting behind a desk. I was in the sun getting sinfully giddy. Thanks to my BostonBean loser who paid for a wonderful case of Chardonnay from Firestone for me. $$$$
Look at me.... How hot am I?

Indulge me with $50.00 for my next midweek getaway as you work your pathetic ass off while I play!

Stellar sweep through

2007-05-18T16:18:00.001-07:00

What a great week.. Once again I had a few stellar days thanks to boy3000 who couldn't resist when I got on cam for him and wore my "Hebrew School Dropout" shirt for him. The bitchier I became the more he kept sending me hundreds. So on that note I took the day off and went out to Wine Country to indulge. photos later.... I'm thinking Palm Springs this weekend since the dumb ass paid for that as well... Ohh yes im going to be pampered all on boy3000!
I found the perfect little blingy perfection for all you losers...
Pretty Precious and says it all

More Beach! I'm Addicted I cant get enough

2007-05-11T09:39:00.000-07:00

I keep getting asked for some beach pix... so here it is!!

Don't I look HOT in my designer bikini! Maybe you want to lick the sand off my feet?
3 stunning pictures of ME at the beach looking so fine!

Dont you wish you could smell the tanning oil or even be the loser who rubs it on my back... Or.... Maybe you want to be the loser who cleans my feet off before I get back into my car.

3 Hot pix of ME at the beach.... and a very hot foot shot! Clean my sandy feet off fag!

Beach Babe !!

2007-05-01T11:25:00.000-07:00

The smell of tanning and doing yoga at the beach is my idea of fun!Who would ever think cute lil Jewish Princess like me would ever be a phone bitchstress?! I dont think you'd ever guess that when flirting with me at the beach... A silly wannabe tranny who lives in the South Bay keeps begging me to take him/her to get some permanent make up done. I'm thinking about doing with my girl tabitha4phone! I had to ask her if she knew the tranny and of course she did! Idiotboy did a nice $10.00 a min monday sweep through. Shoe fetish boy is gearing up to get me some new sneaks since im such a total sneakerhead! I'm off to the gym!!!

Hot Workouts Beaches and Clothing

2007-04-26T07:34:00.000-07:00

Spring is in the air, I love the hot heat makes me want to take tons of vacations. That means all you losers better start filling my vacation account up I have plenty of trips up my sleeve.
I've been shopping up a storm getting new sneakers of course I love my collector Low Dunks that I love rocking! A few new shirts from my other top fave shirt designer Ed Hardy
I really haven't been taking too many calls I'v been way too busy shopping, at the beach the gym and having cocktails with my friends. I will be off and on for the next couple weeks.
I'v been hitting the gym hardcore so many of you pathetic little swine would love seeing me when I finish my workout all flushed with sweat, soaked from head to toe and glowing with perfect post workout glow. Did that get you all hot thinking about it jerkoff? Gawdddddd what dorks!!! Don't you wish you had a fabulous life like mine? Yeah.... ya do.

You know you're from So. California when...

2007-04-17T10:35:00.000-07:00

You know you're from So. California when...

You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice.

You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone.

You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican.

You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you are when you know
darn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see below).

Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance,
takes about "twenty minutes".

You drive to your neighborhood block party.

In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same
day or mow your lawn in your shorts on New Years Day, and maybe sunburn.

You eat a different ethnic food for every meal.

If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving.

Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code.

You know what "In-'N-Out" is and feel bad for all the other states because
they don't have any.

Stop signs stand for, Slow To Observe Police.

You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.

You eat pineapple on pizza.

Your cell phone has left a permanent impression on the side of your head.

You think that Venice is a beach.

The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal.

You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beach is.

You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would never
date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class. Best
area code: "949/714." Nobody likes anyone from the "909/951" because it
stinks there.

You call 911 and they put you on hold.

You have a gym membership because it's mandatory.

The gym is packed at 3 pm...on a workday.

You think you are better than the people who live "Over the Hill". It
doesn't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing, you are
just better than them, for whatever reason.

You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a
McDonald's, Subway or a Starbucks. (Do we have to go two miles for a
Starbucks?)

You know what "Sigalert", "PCH", and the "Five" mean.

You know the meaning behind the name of the 405 freeway.... because it
takes 4 hours to get one way, and 5 hours to get back.

It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station:
"STORM WATCH".

The Terminator is your governor.

You actually get these jokes

Getting what I want. Red is the new candy.

2007-04-16T07:41:00.000-07:00

After what seems like a forever trendy season of wearing dark polish *linkin park after dark" on my perfect toes I'v officially gone spring and back to the red's. How could I not make the switch after my #1 shoe slut surprised me with the heels I just HAD to have. How hot are these shoes? Can you imagine the balls I can crush in these with that sexy gold metal heel? I really love the bottoms I think some loser would have one amazing time slurping the bottoms off keeping them nice and perfect for me.
Pedicure boy you need to be keeping up!!! I love having losers at my feet!!!!!
Want more shoe shots? Ask me nice and maybe I'll send you some... For a price...

Top 10 list time!!

2007-04-12T05:54:00.000-07:00

Dumb shoe bitch boy tried to get snippy with me, I really didn't dig that. at all..... so I decided heady loser needs to make me a top list of showing me some more respect.
And without further adiu.

1 - I shouldn't think of me but of Mandy first, She will chat with me when she has time
2 - I should be paitent with Mandy, Mandy is a busy Woman
3 - Mandy is a Goddess and Goddess need to be cared for
4 - Mandy lets me buy her things
5 - I need Mandy to keep me in my place
6 - Mandy allows me to wear panties from time to time
7 - Mandy allows me talk to her and laughs at me
8 - Mandy can throw me to the side if she finds something else she wants to do.
9 - Mandy has the right to her time, her time is not my time.
10 - Mandy time is valueable and I need to be proud that she allows me to chat with her
These ten reason are why I should respect Mandy and not become a needy little LOSER like I was today
Mandys Shy Loser

Friday Ohh what a Funday

2007-03-30T12:50:00.000-07:00

I'm back after a much needed hiatus from blogging and working on other projects I'm back.
Yes Friday and UPS are 2 of my favorite things in life. I love even more when my loyal shoe slut mike impresses me with yet another pair of fabulous Betsey Johnson shoes to my already HUGE collection of designer shoes. I scuffed my Louboutin mary jane wedges Grrrrrrrr. Back to the new shoes. Mike is the number #1 shoe slut at this moment a lot of you foot losers better step up to the plate! Friday is also pedicure day from Steve! Good job on remembering exactly what I need every single Friday. I just posted 2 new pairs of shoes on my wishlist. Losers go fetch those for me. I need to prance my prissy bitchy little self in them. I'm starting to crave a vacation. I really think i need to get away and get a serious tan. I also need a new 42 inch plasma t.v for my room. It's just like always about me isn't it?
Today was also a fun new caller who's half asian half white. He loved the way I ripped him apart and told him that I was way too good for his stupid ass. we had so much fun!
Time for me to hit the gym! Now go fetch me those shoes losers... hop to my wish list.... NOW...

Callin all Shoe Whores....

2007-02-23T17:26:00.000-08:00

I have fell in love all over again, with a shoe. Designed by my fave of course Betsey Johnson this new style "Adela" is A......maaainzing. How perfect will my perfect Princess feet look in these darling shoes. Spring is near and I need to get the sassy footwear in line. Plus, whatever I just need them why do I need to explain anymore then that. I think i'm going back to Vegas in a few weeks.
Buy these for me $190 ..... Pay Up

Valentines Shoes Loser Mike Does it Again!

2007-02-14T16:39:00.000-08:00

Loser Mike knows how to please this Princess. Perfect timing with the shoes.. A hot new sexy pair from my fave designer Betsey Johnson. Oh course I was showered as well by one of my many suitors with 2 dozen of the most amazing hot pink roses. Loser Mike was so good, I told him I was going to Vegas for the NBA All Star games and need new shoes for each night... What a good panty wearing pathetic fat fucking pig! HAPPY HEARTS DAY!!

Beyond Freaky.... Do you believe this shite????

2007-02-11T07:44:00.000-08:00

Just when I thought I had seen it all. Giant Ball boy is a regular caller of mine he loves to call me totally weak and fucked up on a nasty ass ghetto high of poppers. He begins the conversation always telling me how he woke up wearing latex pants.... what a La-hoooser!!This picture is NOT photoshopped this is totally the real deal I saw it with my own eyes on cam. One of his fave things to do is have his freaky ass balls inflated with saline via an IV. Can you even believe this shit?! I sat and laughed at him and his pix for an hour. I could hardly contain myself seeing him on cam and in the pix, I had to send his pix out to like every single person I knew in the universe. It was almost like bringing the circus sideshow right to me. GROSS! But, at the same time, it makes me want to step on it to see if it would pop. Or at least kick it like it was a fun game of kick ball. OUCH!

Sissy Sushi Yum Yum Yum

2007-01-31T07:03:00.000-08:00

Finally the perfect sushi dinner fit for a sissy. All sissy's should have themselves a Hello Kitty sushi kit. How embarrassing would it be to sit down and eat pretty little kitty bites. meow!
London bob spent the entier day calling me off and on yesterday to beg me to meet him when he comes to Los Angeles. He actually told me he thought he would ONLY be able to spend about $1,000 but that really didn't impress me very much. Bob then cracked and told me he keeps a special private bank acct from his wife which hold around 20 grand. Sounds a bit more like what im looking for if he plans on seeing me in person.

This ring would look amazing on me. too bad it doesnt imprint so I can shove it in losers faces and leave a little imprint of love.

Losers Losers Everywhere

2007-01-26T11:18:00.000-08:00

Losers Losers everywhere! I need one of these Hello Kitty squirt guns so I can squirt all you losers in the eye for being pathetic. I'm in a fierce mood today! It's about time I go on a vacation again somewhere tropical with a crystal clear beach in a beautiful suite. I'm thinking of going down to Rodeo Drive this weekend to hit up Gucci and see if they have some new hats.
My culinary genius top chef called me and we had the hottest conversation... That's right, my foodie knows how to please this Princess. We sat and talked for an hour about food and all the fabulous delights he would whip up for me. Losers take a tip if you want to get on my good side. Watch the Food network and educate yourself. I heart fine dining!

Let it snow, Let it snow , Let it snow!!!!

2007-01-10T11:12:00.000-08:00

The weather has been so incredible, yesterday was 89 degrees I got a really nice tan on my winter whiteness. This amazing weather makes me all giddy for summer and large bouts of wallet raping. I wanted to share yet another fucking reject into the stable of lifes rejects. As I enjoy my hot afternoon I get a call from this loser I think he was in Minnesota or something boring like that. He told me it was snowing so of course I thought what a fun time to take advantage of the Winter wonderland that I only deal with from afar. The reject was dancing around naked for me and let me tell you... not a pretty site..... As I was nearly at my gagging point I needed to now make myself laugh. I told the fucktard to go outside and get a bowl of some of that fresh snow and bring it back to the cam for me. YES!! now... time to fuck it... He said he had'nt had sex in a while so, I thought I would help him with that and he proceeded to fuck his bowl of snow until his little shrimp dick eventually slipped right back into his body... When you're only working with like 4 inches thats not really hard in a bowl of snow.. ya know? After all, I think it was kinda sweet of me in the first place to let him fuck anything.. don't you agree?

I just don't care

2006-12-26T13:46:00.000-08:00

I am so in love with knee highs! Are these the most adorable Juicy Couture socks, and they look amazing on me. Don't they just say it all! It's exactly the way I feel about the lame-o's who call me. I figured you would get little prick puffers seeing these on my perfect feet. If you want to see me model them live I'd suggest you call my foot and shoe line I think I need more. Sissy whorey lori sat on the phone with me yesterday for 6 long houses drinking like a fish feeling all alone on xmas.... We tried so hard to find a tranny from eros. com but we had no such luck .. bummer I was really looking forward to watching sissy get it good!

New sexy shoes from my loser slave Mike.

2006-12-11T12:28:00.000-08:00

This has been a great month! I just got the hottest pair of satin Betsy Johnson heels from my fave loser mike. He totally suprised me with these perfect shoes fit for a Princess ... Moi. I already wore them out to party and Oh let me tell you I could see all the foot freaks staring at my pretty little perfectly pedicured toes.

Tori Spellings Estate sale

2006-12-08T14:56:00.000-08:00

Me in front of Tori's door and woah look at the paparazzi getting ready to pounce to see what you bought!..

Who knew Tori Spelling and I were neighbors! If you havent read the news paper or watched the latest celebrity news you would know Tori was having a garage sale!! Since she's so close I went over there to see what a Princess like me could score... Maybe a new Gucci or Louis Vuitton? I get there and Im #35 in line.. Of course the first people out the door leave with the big ass Louis Vuitton luggage. After digging around her house for over an hour and literally you could go into every drawer in her house... Tori uses massengill douches btw... No I didnt buy it. Tori's shoes were a size 6.. not the perfect Mandy Princess size of a 7 soI was a bit bummed at that she had some AMAZING Marc Jacobs shoes. Tori was there and she was super cute and adorable... So what did I end up leaving with...... Tori is way into arts and crafts and I bought her Swarovski Crystals and in the box was a recipt for $500! Score... I paid $20 for it. I also got a Porcelin Tiffanys box and my fave was a magnet off her fridge that says "why are all the rich girls so bad" and I had her sign it. Yippee.....

Ode to Mandy - The losers always come back

2006-12-06T18:39:00.000-08:00

The loyal losers always come back. Just when they think they are able to quit, one new photo can spark a reject into a tizzy of adoration.

Letter to me from a top Mandy worshipper.

Wow! I have truly missed Mandy! It feels so great, so crazy and yet so
scary to be in her control again. Laughter, driving me mad as she
invades my head. Every dollar is a drug, every session a cherished view.
Would her feet look so beautiful without her lovely body, sexy voice or
the knowledge that I am hers and for her. Maybe it is all in the knowing,
the surrender, the loss which I love in her gain. I believe in her
greed, worship in her superior shadow. I dream of much, but deserve what I
get. I am a pathetic loser, my manhood lost at her feet, begging and
trembling for abuse. And then release, with its humiliation, the disgust
in my weakness and my lack of control ; soon replaced by a longing a
need a shame that all I want is more or more for her. Thanks Mandy.
Thanks for nothing which is more than I deserve. Thanks for everything which
you have taken and will take. Thanks and enjoy everything you deserve.

Devoted....

Shyloser Mike's assignment "How I strayed and why I will never do it again"

2006-11-27T11:01:00.000-08:00

As a dumb loser always gets busted..... this reject Shy Mike got busted and now he has to show the world his little apology.
"I would like to talk about a incident which affected the way I look and feel of Mandy now. I have been very lucky to have found a true Goddess like Mandy here on Niteflirt. Mandy has allowed me to chat with her and buy her gifts from her Gift List. Mandy is a Woman of needs and wants, I find this so dame sexy. Mandy Likes to travel and not have to wory about her Loser here on Niteflirt seeking other Woman until now. Mandy had travel to Las Vegas to have a short but fun time with some Family members. She didn't say not to wonder away from her feet but I should of known better. Mandy had been away for about two days when I starting to search niteflirt for someone to chat with. I was having such a hard time trying to find a woman of Mandys standards and beauty. I came across a listing of a woman "****" her picture was small but not bad, nothing like Mandys. I figured what the hell I'm just a horny loser, Mandy wouldn't find out. So I call her and spent maybe 5 mins listening to her talk about how she would do this and that to me, this wasn't working at all I could think of was the beautiful Mandy the whole time so I hung up and didn't leave a any feedback at all. So I went with out. Mandy was back on Niteflirt and we chatted, she asked if I had missed her and what I had beening doing during the time she was enjoying her little R&R at her losers expense. I indicated to her I had miss her sexy voice and her beauty alot. She then asked if I had chatted with anyone during her time away. I'm so addicted to Mandy that I just couldn't lie to her so I told I had chatted with one woman and I felt so bad I had to hang up after only 5 Mins and I didn't even get excited during this time because all I could think of was Mandy and how she would feel if she knew I was chatted to a lesser woman then herself. Mandy was very pissed at me for awhile. I bought her some gifts to make up my mistake and I have learnt a vaulable lesson NOT TO STRAY AWAY from the Goddess Mandy and her pure Beauty.
MandyCandy's-ShyLoser'

Size Matters

2006-11-26T10:18:00.000-08:00

Assignment: fortunate wank given "second chance" by Superior Woman.

2006-10-22T12:24:00.000-07:00

Assignment: fortunate wank given "second chance" by Superior Woman. Princess says: "write to me. Write your mindless apologies out so that the world, or whomever I opt to share it with, will see for themselves what an idiot you are and how easily you've become addicted to me."
MMMmmm. Yes Princess, thank You Princess!
You see, the first call did not end well. It started fine - silly loser, huddled over PC calling a lovely young woman with hopes of being Her subbie for a while via phone. Check that: silly wanker boy basically wanted to spew but also hoped he had found someone who could lead him down new turf. Exciting new thoughts, new tasks. Total foolishness. The desire to be useful, to be connected, to be used.
TastyMandyCandy..."one hot bitchy, sexy young thing!" says the NiteFlirt listing, which goes on to describe Her. The foolish wank thinks it's written just for him and other silly weak boys. The combination of text and images screams at the wank's foolish desires - buzzwords punching his submissive buttons. Bossy, cuckolding, 34D natural tits, heavy dose of bitchyness, voluptuous, strap-on, orgasm denial, money slavery. Loser. The initial visit was so thrilling, so hot, the wank believed that perhaps Mandy was the ideal person to connect with and explore more. Explore dark, hidden concepts, and learn of new ones to obsess over. He read thoroughly, respectfully, and eagerly. Working himself into a fever pitch of curiosity and arousal - mustering the courage to call!
The trouble is, after several minutes the call ended. Badly, but nothing too messy. It seems the wank may have been in over his head - or feared that was the case. "This isn't working for me," the idiot says, thanking Mandy for Her time and hangs up. Gads. He sends a brief apology email note attempting to explain - even listing some lame rationale for the premature exit. In time he realized that being in over his head was exactly what he needed. Through the evening and into the next day the fool continued to think of Mandy. Her strength, Her laugh, Her creativity...and soon he found himself pondering: "if approached respectfully, and humble, might Mandy accept my calls?"
The fool obsesses over Princess Mandy's Nite Flirt listings all morning - even exploring and reading Her blog, admiring the gifts other fools have bestowed upon Her. Naturally the silly boy became aroused consuming it all - noting a special image of Mandy and friend with headline super-imposed: "never mess with 2 Jewish Princesses". OMG...even Her friends participate! How perfect. In time the fool realizes he must apologize to Mandy and plead for consideration to allow me to suffer and serve Her, and learn how to please Her. So much to learn - so far to sink, this fool nervously writes and asks permission to connect once again. The sweaty guy's hand nervously clicks the email through cyberspace, attempting to be a model obedient submissive for this Superior Woman. The boy sits, gasping breaths, hoping my note is not ignored, and received as intended: a plea for a second chance.
Minutes drag as the idiot sits waiting Her reply; Mandy graciously invites him to call. Breathing becomes labored and his head goes nearly blank as he clicks thru to call. Naturally whatever can go wrong does. The phone rings and the NiteFlirt recordings repeat several times and finally announce that the call can not be placed at this time. Ugh!
He's tempted to simply go sit in the corner, the boy knows it's all his fault. Then another message from Mandy: "try again".

I Heart My New Hot Pink Ipod

2006-10-10T16:18:00.000-07:00

My new Ipod from my cute shy loser. Matching speakers should be here any day now! What a good slave! Ya see if he doesnt send me loads of prezzies I will post his fat loser face all over the internet for all to see. I heart Prezzies!

Purple Gems. Pretty Necklace I want

2006-10-08T10:58:00.000-07:00

Tarina Tarantino does it again with this amazing necklace that I have to have to go with my collection of Tarina goodies.

Another Pink Pantied Fairy

2006-10-04T12:44:00.000-07:00

Oh how the fairys love to come my way! This pink little slut worships me so much. He refers to me as his "Designer Drug Goddess" That really is fitting, I think I love that name. The pink loser calls and IM's me daily just to nip at my designer heels for the chance of being told what a loser he is. Fairy better have those ipod speakers overnighted to me or else I might have to post his face so his wifey can maybe see.

Loser Alert ... Loser mikey in a thong!

2006-09-14T18:08:00.000-07:00

It's loser picture time again... Today Mikey called and begged me NOT to take a picture. We all know you dumbasses that no means yes. Mikey begged and pleaded with me for 30 min. I taunted him for about 20 min and wouldnt even let himsee me .. even though he called my cam line. I love when I get super bitchy! Smile Loser.. your on my page!

Shoe Whores Rule and I love getting what I want

2006-08-28T17:14:00.000-07:00

I love having shoe whores to send me sexy footwear! Thank you foot fuckers... The shoes I was wanting so bad the sexy Miss Sixty Wedges are now all mine.... check them out . A sweet foot slave came upon my blog and read my desire for these shoes and next thing you know he was nipping at my heels to get my sexy perfect foot into them.

New fabulous new gifts from losers!

2006-08-04T09:06:00.000-07:00

My piggies really know how to serve me right. A great week in handbagdom. 2 new handbags that rock my world. One of my fave designers Michael Kors new fall collection is amazing. The other is the couture collection for Le Sport Sac and its the new line from the Tokidoki collection. Perfect for a little LA girl like myself.
I think its time to jet off to Vegas again this week.... Losers start sending me my money for poker!!!

Sorry Ass Diaper Boy

2006-07-14T11:43:00.000-07:00

Sorry ass diaper baby...... There is a reason you spend your weekends alone... look at these photos, a prime example of a pathetic little wussy who wear a shower cap as a bonnet and enjoys making a mess in his diaper. The plastic pants over the top are really fantastic... Enjoy this little freak.

PREZZIES

2006-07-11T11:16:00.000-07:00

Today was such a great day Mr UPS stopped on over with 3 packages... One amazing shirt from Sweet Pea and another sexy Marc Jacobs top.... The other was an AMAZING handbag by Michael Kors but there was a shiupping mixup and the wrong one came... Dumbasses made a very expensive mistake and I want it NOW!
My Bday is coming up July 18th and I expect lots of goodies......
Last night was a fun time with Mr Photoboy subbie .... he worshipped my legs like a roman soldier and then I made him massage my feet while we watched tv for a few hours.... Ohhhh I love my photoboy subbie.

My fatal attraction to cuteness

2006-06-30T08:50:00.000-07:00

My superhot female self with a major fatal attraction to cuteness just can't stop with one of my fave designers Tarina Tarantino. I really need these 3 pieces. Money boys step up to the plate and serve it up to me. The belt is ONLY $350.00!
PS.Dear bitchboy stein..... no, I have never in my living life seen a Jewish boy with a dicklet as small as yours! Thats for sure a cocktail hordevour

Happiness is my trusty bike

2006-06-22T17:15:00.000-07:00

Happiness is my Hello Kitty cruiser that leaves imprints of Hello Kitty on the beach.
Even more happiness is the stupid money porker that paid for it.
I heart Hello Kitty.

I really need this Tiara

2006-05-28T08:37:00.000-07:00

Need......

Mandy Loves Maui

2006-05-24T08:04:00.000-07:00

Maui Wowieeeee is all I can say... One week filled of pure fun and all of it paid for by one very generous lad. Ohhh how I love self made millionaires.. SEXXY! The trip was fantastic, the weather was beautiful and the sun beamed perfect all day long. The Grand Wailea is a fantastic hotel, the food didn't impress me. Hard to impress a foodie Princess from L.A though. I'm really getting the itch to go back to my fave place Jamaica for a long weekend next month. Party Pig boy ... if your reading this... lets have a chat about this.... For more on the trip call me you wankster!

Weekend Fun with a Rich Kid Heir

2006-05-02T08:40:00.000-07:00

This weekend was a blast with a new sub bitch that we will call "East Coast Heir or ECR" This sub knows how to party! ECR was well on his way from a long night in a blizzard when he decided to stop my way and I forced him to continue his party. Along our journey to financial destruction we called my girlfriend Jena who lives out in Minneapolis. After talking shit to our new rich bitch Jena and I decided he needs to fly himself and her out here to Los Angeles for a weekend at the Four Seasons. Whats the best part about this???? ROOM SERVICE!!!! I love having desserts sent up to the room then tossing them on our naked rich bitch. The hot fudge sunday at the Four Seasons is So amazing. I think rich bitch boy is going to look amazing with it thrown in his face dancing around the room for us. Still waiting for party pig to get his cam so we can have a real Fort Knox party. $1000 down so far........ Lots more to go ....

Hot Ass Wedges and Peter The Loser in Dublin

2006-03-10T15:31:00.000-08:00

I need these shoes by Miss Sixty! So sexy and 70's. I love the little leather flowers the sorta look like a pair of Coach wedges I already have but whatever, I can't have enough shoe's. Need em and I think I'm going to have to get them today after a nice long chat with my fave wheelchair bound loser Peter in Dublin. Peter is so sad and pathetic he still lives with his parents but good old peter is going to move out soon. Peter is so generous he wants to send me and Princess Apple Bottom out to Dublin to see the Chili Peppers since we missed siing U2 and that really bummed me out. Only first class to Dublin on Peter the wheelbound loser... Oh yeah.... don't forget the spending money.

My Addiction to Sneakers and Italian dinner party's

2006-02-28T17:22:00.000-08:00

My love for sneakers has gotten out of control. Or has it? Nahhhhhhhh, what Princess in Los Angeles doesn't need to have at least 20 to 30 pairs of sneakers!
I thought this pic was kinda cool so here it is, a peak into my current rotation of what sneaks I've been wearing lately. Two new pair last week, some Nike Airforce Pink and Green Preppy Princess plaid pattern and a really super hot Pink pair of Sauconys. I'm feeling a flip- flop fancy soon. Anyone wanting custom sneaker sets please email me and let me know. Sweet and special sub brian wants to have an Italian dinner party! WHAT! PARTY!!! That's right one of my fave losers "brian" a local here in Celebrity City wants to get together with me and Princess Apple Bottom. brian loser boy is going to book us a room at the Mondrian overlooking hollywood and then I am going to come fully prepared with a nice bag of delicious pasta and some jars of some yummy sauce. How could I forget a tasty loaf of French bread from La Brea Bakery to smack that bitch up with! loser brian is going to get pasta and sauce tossed on him and then berated by a loaf of bread. What a Blast........ hey bri..... dont forget the Dom and Berries.

XO Mandy~ Champagne Dousings French bread beatings

Call me live at
1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 0492856

Spring Fashions and OMG I need a LeSport Sac and A whiney Cheertater

2006-02-24T16:13:00.000-08:00

Is this the most darling travel bag ever! I can't believe that I actually want a Le Sportsac but my goodness this new line by TokiDoki is incredible and I need it! I love the entire line check it out at
www.lesportsac.com be sure to get me whatever I want. I just got myself 3 adorable pairs of flip flops from my flip addiction fave www.mellausa.com size 7 and I can't have too many pairs. I already have gotton 2 new Juicy Velour track suits from the Spring Collection in Liquid Pink and Orchid Super hot although the Orchid hasnt arrived from Neiman Marcus just yet. I crave Greek food tonight.
I'm currently on the phone with Neil or as I like to call her Denise! Denise likes to yell my name in a high pitch slutty voice and it almost sounds like he/she has turets he/she actually snorts, moans, yells, oinks along with a series of clicks and giggles makes freakish noises and yells out random things. He loves to talk in a Valley Girl accent and sound just like one of my girlfriends. He is walking around the room with his tight t-shirt on and his big fat chunky eraser nipple poking out for all the world to see as he sings for me in a high pitch voice like a total little faggot.

Call me live at
1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 0492856

Valentines Day, A day of Love and Utter Humiliation

2006-02-14T05:38:00.000-08:00

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, what a glorious day it is, starting my morning with a pathetic little sorrowful fag named Chris Dunn in NY who has graced my phone as my first Valentine loser. Chris is on the phone whining like a lonely heart reject as I write this. I had an idea for Chris , I thought since he was alone this Valentines I would help him. I wanted to post his phone number for the whole world to give this lonley fag a call. He wants to give out FREE.. yes I said FREE gay phone sex. WHAT A LOSER. Chris is a 30 year old male he loves being laughed at and more then anything his secret desire is being a cock sucking bitchboy.

Later on in the day a FANTASTIC loser wandered into my greedy heart. His name is James and he is a very very big loser this Valentines day. Since loser James was one of the many loveless losers on this day I decided to take it upon myself to do what millions of other Princesses are doing around the globe..... Digging deep into mens wallets. I feel like I just had a nice expedition on my dig. Gold Hearts were found.

Look how the loser loves me

Mistresses 2/14/2006 jamshet**ins mandy raped me dry this valentines day, since i didnt have one

Financial Domination 2/14/2006 jamshet**ins i james am mandys valentines loser she is the greatest princess in the world

Special Recording just for you losers Valentines....
VALENTINE'S DAY REMINDER OF THE REJECT YOU ARE
1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 01096487

Special Recording just for you losers Valentines....
VALENTINE'S DAY REMINDER OF THE REJECT YOU ARE
1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 01096487

Yet Another Sissy Adventure at victories Secret

2006-02-06T07:42:00.000-08:00

Valentines is nearing and the most adorable lingerie is out in stores now. My prissy new faggot "Joanie" and I had a very very fun day together. Joanies wife has no idea that for the past 4 years "she" has been hoarding clothing. I'm trying to convince Joanie to live the life of a perma whore. Joanie dreams of being a streetwalking slut so badly it hurts her on the inside. Friday was a special day for Joanie.
Friday was the day I made him go to the mall at a very busy hour on a Friday. Joanies mission was to get herself a sexy little outfit for Valentines day. Like any typical sissy Joanie was very nervous inside and quivered for about 15 min with me on the phone while perusing the store. FINALLY I made "her" go get some help from a store chick. I could hear him asking for a large in whatever teddy he was looking at. That when the magical moment came and I had Joanie pass the phone to the victories Secret lady to talk to me.
it went like this....
VS chick "Hello"
Me"Hi Im really looking for something sexy for valentines day something very very sexy"
VS Chick "Well he has picked out a very pretty outfit in red and white, did you need a large?"
Me "Ohhhh well its not for me, its for HIM, I want to make sure he looks really special this Valentines day"
VS Chick "Him, ummmmm ok, him?"
Me "Yes, and I also want him in white garters as well"
BLAH BLAH and so it went...... Unfortunately it was too busy to let him in the fitting room but the mission was total success!!!
One more Sissy faggot adventure and one of my personal pleasures... SHOPPING and public humiliation.
Joanie went home that day and did a full on dress up show for me... I had her get dressed and put on some music and do some sexy stripping for me. I also made her seduce her dildo "Tom" wow did she shake her ass for him....
Wanna know more or want to play too... hee hee.......You'll have to call me
Call me live at
1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 0492856

Shopping forever Mandy

Special Recording just for Valentines....
VALENTINE'S DAY REMINDER OF THE REJECT YOU ARE
1-800-TO-FLIRT, extension 01096487

Hello Kitty is just a dolly

2006-02-03T08:45:00.000-08:00

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Sexy ass shoes I need

2006-01-30T07:16:00.000-08:00

I am so in love with these Fab Marc Jacobs shoes. Losers lets get going here I need these on my sexy perfect feet. Cost $375.00. Valentines day is coming up, I really need to make a new recording for all you loveless losers out there. A new loser found me today who actually lives here in LA. I'm planning a little field trip with Goddess Tabitha to go see the new local loser for a quick dip in his wallet and a toss of a jamba juice in his face then OUT THE DOOR. I love seeing a man covered in a extra large Citrus Squeeze. SNAP.. here comes the poloroid to show all my friends. These new shoes would look so good with some losers face under them would'nt they?

Some cool links I thought I'd pimp out

2006-01-25T14:43:00.000-08:00

Yaaay, its Fuckover Friday

2006-01-20T06:54:00.000-08:00

Just got back from a week in the ice cold NYC for a week of pampering New York City style. Bliss Spa gives the best facials ever, Sushi at Nobu was fantastic much better then the Nobu in Malibu. The day is starting beautiful as you can see from the hot pink and orange sunrise over the Hollywood Hills. Hoping this "Fuckover Friday" is a good one. Maybe I should change the name of the day to "Financially Fantastic Fuckover Friday" I like that.
420 Friday morning...... :-)

Post Holiday Gift Drop and Losers with 4 inches

2006-01-07T05:54:00.000-08:00

What good gift pigs a week after the holidays and they still seem to be coming in! New Camcorder, Le Crueset kitchen gear and of course NEW PHONES!! Hip Hop Hooray!
Subs are out in full force, I had a great conversation with a loser who called for over and hour at $6.00 a min just to tell me his wife was over 300lbs and was nasty. I nearly lost my lunch having visuals. PUKE! You must be thinking what I was, Why didn't he leave her? DUH, he has a mini 4 inch dick and knows no REAL woman would want him. *Giggle Giggle* So the reject now has to pay to call me to remind him he is fucked! (not literally)

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Hot Dog Bun Boy Ohhh What a Fun Boy

2006-01-01T15:31:00.000-08:00

I can't help but share the hilarious Slave Casey that just called and gave me a little cam show with his big plump self and teeny tiny itty bitty clitty. He had 4 inches of worthless flesh. NASTY! The best part about it was good ole Slave Casey had a lucky day. I asked him if he ever put his itty bitty in a Hot Dog bun and sure enough he hadn't and he actually had a bun there!
WHAT A NASTY SIGHT!!! The pussy ass slave put his baby dick in the bun and it didn't even go past half way. I then went and had the loser go put mustard on it. Tick Tock time ran out and the bitch left and never emailed me the picture of his nasty hotdog weener for me to show off to the world.
ATTENTION FUTURE BUN BOYS!!! Make sure you have some relish.

Happy New Year Bitchez

2005-12-31T08:14:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year,
What a fantastic year 2005 turned out to be. I look forward to an even better 2006. Lots more travel and must get to Europe this year. All the fantastic losers out there in the world sending me so much great stuff! LOVE IT! Lots more pics this year and working on getting my own site going.
wow this has been a busy week with all the last min addicts calling up.
I wonder how many dumb schmucks out there are taking the New Years vow "I will never call _______ (insert adult phone line) again this is it this is my last time before 2006"
GIMME A BREAK you bitchez always come back ;-).
OINK, we luv ya pathetic subs.

Happy Last night of Hanukkah and Happy New Year all!
Grab your Champagne and remember never sink till you clink.

Fun in Vegas!!

2005-12-27T15:05:00.000-08:00

Sweet times in my Suite
at the Wynn in Vegas. As always I only like to stay in the BEST hotels and in the best rooms. More fun is when I have dorks like you paying for it. Michael Dupont aka Nipplelvr36 paid for this fantastic weekend. It's so fun having weekend benefactors

Gin and Tonika its Time for Hanukkah

2005-12-27T10:26:00.000-08:00

Christmas in Vegas with a beautiful suite at the Wynn. What a lucky Princess I am to have the freaks and geeks who paid for my 5 star weekend in Vegas. Xmas eve was spent at a fantastic dinner at Emerils Delmonico at Venetian. Thanks to the Piggy who sent me 2 more Sirius radio kits! One of my best losers was such a good boy that he paid for a wonderful stone massage for me during my Vegas weekend. I love being pampered its so nice and its so what I deserve. I made my way to the Forum shops and did some serious shoe shopping damage. More on that later.

Monday Morn Pix and New Gucci

2005-12-19T05:52:00.000-08:00

Monday Morning Photos and a Gucci handbag that I need to have and its ONLY $750. I need a nice Piglet to get that for me. Collecting designer handbags has been a long time fetish for me. Ever since my mother started me off with my first Gucci bag for my 16th bday. I hate knock offs. I can spot a fake handbag from miles away. Isn't it rather embarrassing to carry a fake bag?

Let the Countdown To Hanukkah begin!

2005-12-17T17:19:00.000-08:00

Let the Countdown To Hanukkah begin! Click and send gifts NOW. How cute are these pantys! No thats not my ass!
I think I want to go to Las Vegas for Xmas. I think im going to book that right now. Need spending money and spa treatments my dear losers so, lets let the tributes flow. Thank you pigs.
A long time caller called today he is an official PIG yes, he is the Po-Po. (police for those who don't speak jive) He is so fat and nasty and he really adores being locked in a cage and having doughnuts smashed in his fat face. He is even so lame and sad that his own wife left him for another man cuz his ass was to pathetic and wussy. That is hysterical and everytime he calls I laugh.. and then I laugh again.
Vegas is booked. Click, pay, click pay.... Bling Bling.. I win
Cheers and a Happy Sat Night to you.

Hot Skater Boys and FairyFags

2005-12-13T09:23:00.000-08:00

Skater boys are really sexy especially the submissive types who kiss my ass and look really cute for me. I decorated my place for the holidays. Here is a picture of a piece of my universe. One of my fave callers a FairyFaggot money slut called and sat on the phone for 80 min being a total pig in his wifes Gucci Skirt. Its nice when a pig calls and actually has some taste other then Walmart.
Lets let the giving begin......
Mandy

Ohhh I love the Holidays!!

2005-11-30T08:30:00.000-08:00

Macys looks so fantastic in its Xmas glory! I love getting there in the morning and walking across the fresh polished floors and the xmas music loud and the sales are galore. Piggys and Losers everywhere better get shopping for me! Brrrrrr its chilly out today.
A big shout out to the submissive piggy thats having me run his finances and sent me Kanye West, Joss Stone, Coldplay, Deathcab For Cutie and all sorts of new bakeware for all the deelish cakes and cookies im going to make.

Sissies and Beverly Center

2005-11-18T16:20:00.000-08:00

Today is a hot beautiful 85 degree day. See the pretty view from my local hikeing trails. I need a tan I'm getting so pale. What's with all the sissy calls WOW its like the sissies are in full force this week. This week has been rather interesting. A loser piggy called me and said he really wanted to suck cock but didn't have the balls for it. I said I would take care of it and set it up by putting an ad on Craigslist. I posted the ad and sure enough 13 responses rolled in. I felt like a total pimp! I really need a white rabbit fur coat and a hella lot of gold. Goddess Tabitha invited me to go see Depeche Mode with her this weekend and I can't go :-(. Heat has gotten to me a good loser called and I decided to go to Beverly Center.... Mission. Not a success nothing to get.
Current Mood... 420 Bliss

Losers, Turkey and Howard Stern

2005-11-16T16:31:00.000-08:00

Losers In america

I really can't wait to get out of town for Thankgiving. YUMMY I want my stuffing.
What I really need are some piggys and slaves to cough up the cash for Miss Mandy can go get a new Winter wardrobe. Im really on a designer jeans kick right now. Blue Cult make my ass look so good.
Howard Stern my hero..... Everyone go get Sirius radio NOW.
My friends love to ask me about the losers who call. Its really hard for people to understand how pathetic men can be. I love it!. God Bless America people.....

Wardrobe Tributes

Mandys Rants

2005-11-16T16:29:00.000-08:00

Blog on and Rock On!

Today is the day I attempt to put together a Blog. First off I'd like to say I am not a great writer and my grammar is for shit. So whatever, get over it right now.

Let me introduce myself, my name is Mandy, I am in my early 20's and I live in So Cal. I am not a professional domme. I am a Phone Humiliatrix or Phone Bitchstress shall we say.

Q. What is a Phone Sex Bitchstress?
Let me make one thing clear. I DO NOT DO PHONE SEX. Yes, the call is under the nature of the adult topic but there is no sex involved. I do all my sessions via phone. I humiliate, emasculate, financially abuse and tease men and the occasional woman on the phone for a per min charge.

Q. Do you meet in person or do real time sessions?
FUCK NO! I have zero interest in meeting some fucking loser in person.

Q. Do you actually make a legitimate living doing this?
Yes I do, All is legit and 100% legal and yeah I pay taxes just like every other working stiff.

Q. How much do you make?
As if I'm going to tell you! I make enough to not discuss it with you.

Q. Do you actually get off on your calls?
I get off on the cash, Not really sexually but after I get a nice $$$ call I do feel a nice rush.

Q.What kind of guys call?
All kinds, you name it feel free to email me a ton of questions .
Seriously I think in the 1 year I have been doing this I have heard it all.

Halloweeny 2005

Strawberry Shortcake never has been so bitchy!

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Glorious Handbags

I love the soft buttery rich smoothness of a Cognac colored suede Michael Kors handbag.
My latest purchase thanks to one of my fave gift pigs.. OINK OINK

Send me $300 for a new handbag for the collection